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Ready to turn every shift into a stand-up routine? The Unisex Hoodie ABILITY TO STAB blends comfort with comedy for healthcare pros who love a good laugh as much as a good fit.

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton face for day-long comfort
  • Durable 65/35 cotton-poly blend that still feels premium
  • Front pouch pocket, matching drawstrings, and a cozy 3-panel hood
  • Witty self-fabric patch on back to spark smiles

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Unisex Hoodie STABILITY (ABILITY TO STAB)

Unleash your inner comedian with our Unisex Hoodie ABILITY TO STAB. This funny hoodie is perfect for healthcare professionals who appreciate a good joke (or stab). Wear it to work or for Halloween, this hoodie is sure to draw laughs and attention. Get yours today!

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Care & Compliance: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size Guide

  • S: Chest width 20 in (50.8 cm); Length 27 in (68.6 cm)
  • M: Chest width 21 in (53.3 cm); Length 28 in (71.1 cm)
  • L: Chest width 23 in (58.4 cm); Length 29 in (73.7 cm)
  • XL: Chest width 25 in (63.5 cm); Length 30 in (76.2 cm)
  • 2XL: Chest width 26.5 in (67.3 cm); Length 31 in (78.7 cm)
  • 3XL: Chest width 28 in (71.1 cm); Length 32 in (81.3 cm)

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3

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